Daddy has started telling stories at bedtime. Apparently, it is quite compelling for Calen.
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That’s What You Get for Not Locking the Door
Calen just woke up from a nap and came to our room where I’m doing homework. Typically, our first question for him is, “Do you need to go potty?” His answer today was normal. “No, ummm, yeah.” So I instructed him to go potty. He walked to our bathroom and opened the door, only to come face to face with his Daddy. The following is the conversation, as I listened from the bedroom.
Daddy: Hey.
Cal: Hey.
Daddy: Whatcha doin?
Cal: I need to go potty.
Daddy: Well, I’m going potty. We can’t potty at the same time.
Cal: Nope.
Daddy: Well, what are we gonna do?
Cal: We can take turns.
Daddy: Okay. Since I’m already here, can I go first?
Cal: No.
Daddy: Please?
Cal: Yeah.
Daddy: Can you wait?
Cal: Yeah.
(Then, he apparently continued to stand there and stare at his father.)
Daddy: So you’re gonna wait right there?
Cal: Yeah.
By this time, Johnathan and I were both laughing so he figured he would just abdicate the throne to his son.
Saturday Morning Funny
I love lazy Saturday mornings where you get to sleep late. I just wish our kids felt the same way. Their internal clocks need a later setting for weekends.
It usually starts with Calen coming down and getting in bed with us. Then comes the inevitable, “Daddy [Mommy]…I want milk with chocolate and strawberry in it.” You can put it off for a little while in an effort for just a little more sleep, but it just keeps coming back…again, and again, and again…until your defenses have been shattered and you drag yourself to the kitchen and make the concoction with one eye open.
This morning, after fighting the battle, Johnathan decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. Cal was playing on my iPad and Johnathan started saying “Calen, I want some pancakes, make me some pancakes…” over and over. Calen’s reply, “No…I don’t bake.”
Easter 2013
On the Phone with Mallory
Mallory has a new interest – calling my cell phone from the house phone and pretending to be other people. Today, she was Katnanny first. You’ll need to know for the purposes of this conversation, that Kat is currently on a plane on her way here.
Me: “Hello?”
Mal: “This is Katnanny. I’m not coming.”
Me: “Why not?!”
Mal: “Well, I got a flat tire, and I’m waiting for a police to come and help.”
Me: “I thought you were flying here.”
Mal: “Actually, I got the flat tire on the way to the airport.”
I think we are in big trouble when she becomes a teenager.
Next was our babysitter, Bailey. A couple of weeks ago, we went to see her at Starbucks and got hot chocolate.
Me: “Hello?”
Mal: “Hi, it’s Bailey. Can you bring the kids to come get some hot chocolate? I don’t have any customers.”
Me: “I’m in the middle of doing some things. Can we come tomorrow?”
Mal: “Well, tomorrow I’ll have hundreds of customers. I need some today.”
In the time I got the first paragraph of this blog written, I received 3 or 4 more from “Katnanny” telling be about her new son “Spiderman” (a.k.a. Calen) that just came out of her belly this morning….he was too shy to talk to me. And apparently, Poppa is in time out because he threw a fit for big eggs this morning before she went to the hospital. Oh, and if I bring Calen (the real Calen, of course) to the hospital, I have to keep him from jumping on the bed because she “can’t have kids doing physical activity on the bed” since she just had surgery this morning.
Where does she get this stuff?
As a side note: Now they are in the living room buying gifts for kids that otherwise wouldn’t get anything for Christmas. Apparently, they were paying attention when we went shopping for our angels…and I thought they were just hiding in the clothes racks.
Daddy has a huge butt
I’m playing around with a way to play my own videos without YouTube. I kind of like the idea of being self-sufficient. This JW Player plugin allows me to host my own videos. Didn’t stream with a .mov file off my iphone, but seems to work well with this .m4v. It’s a couple years old, but still makes me laugh.
A few milestones
We’ve had a few milestones, and while I won’t go into a tremendous amount of detail, I will put them out here (and may at some point come back and try to fill in some details).
1. Calen is starting to get his second molars… this may be why he’s been a little “testy” lately.
2. Calen has pee-pee’d on the potty… He’s not yet potty trained, but it is good that he shows interest and is excited by the prospect. Now we just need to pick a long weekend to try and close the deal.
3. Kylie is considering joining the military. Right now it’s between the Army (with the nice recruiter) or the Air Force (with the jerk recruiter). I’m going with her on Wednesday to visit both. It’s a scary prospect, and while we are certainly concerned for her safety, we would be proud for her to serve and protect our country and believe it could be a good experience for her. We’ll see how it ends up.
4. Mallory is playing soccer with her BFF next door (Piper). It’s amazing to think we are already at the stage where she’s beginning to start organized sports, and she’ll be in kindergarten this fall…
I’m sure there are lot’s of other things going on… but those are the ones that come to mind… Hopefully by making shorter more milestone driven posts, I can convince myself to make them more often.
Sickness, sickness, everywhere. . .
Mal and Cal have been sick off and on for the past couple weeks. Cal started it with a sinus infection, but then he started throwing up, and for 4 days essentially ate nothing. Luckily he could keep some liquids down. We finally got him something called in for the nausea and it seems to have subsided. Halfway through though, they changed his antibiotics and so we are still working through the 10 days.
Mallory then picked up a fever, though you wouldn’t know it by her attitude. She seems un-phased, but is scorching if you touch her. We are alternating Tylenol and Ibuprofen, which seems to keep it under control mostly. She came down to our room this morning after having thrown up in her bed. It looks like it was more of a gag than a purge (thankfully). Comforter and sheets are in the wash and she’s chilling in front of the TV right now.
Angie has something that she thought initially might be shingles. It’s remained pretty localized though and may be some sort of poison ivy or similar type irritation. It’s right at her waste-band though, so it’s driving her crazy.
Me? So far so good, but it wouldn’t surprise me if tomorrow I wake up with a sinus infection and a rash, throwing up in my bed!
BTW… we are back on P90X. There will be no public pictures (unless I get ridiculously ripped, which won’t happen, because I’m not very good at keeping the ridiculous diet.) More on this soon I’m sure.
Life Never Slows Down
Funny how life never slows down… I’m always waiting for that chance to catch my breath… and in as many years as I can remember, it hasn’t come.
Kylie’s home for the summer. She’s working at American Eagle and doing some side design work on the internet. It’s good to have her home.
Mallory’s Birthday is Sunday. We’re having a party on Sunday at the house with a bounce castle. She’s getting a remote control dog (but keep that between you and me ok?) I actually got a present for her birthday as well… a new camera is on it’s way… should be delivered on Friday so I can take some snazzy new pictures and maybe even upload them.
Calen has been under the weather a little and finally had enough tonight and barfed his guts out… He seemed to feel better afterwards, but Angie is going to take him to the doctor tomorrow to see whats up.
Angie just got back from Boston on a business trip. The kids and I picked her up from the airport after work. Faye came in to visit and to be here for Mallory’s birthday, so I wasn’t on my own with the kids. My wife loves me… or my mother in law does… or both.
I think that’s it for now… not creative or funny… but at least I posted!
We’re Not in Kansas Anymore
A tornado (or “potato” for those of you that have been with us for a while) has come through my house!! That is the only explanation for my life passing before my eyes. Where does time go? And how do I get it back? Just 5 years ago, we gained a silly teenager that wore a Mighty Mouse t-shirt, no makeup and a ponytail 24/7. My baby girl carries on adult conversations and starts school in a year and a half. And my baby boy is…well, a boy…with attitude, I might add.
Kylie came home over the weekend, and we stayed up until 1:00 am just talking. I was so tired at church…but I didn’t care. I would sacrifice many hours of sleep for the real conversation we had. It was awesome! She and I are so different that sometimes we just don’t see eye to eye. But there are those times where I realize I love her so much that I could just burst and my heart could just break for her. And then there are times (like right this second) where I realize how much patience she has with me. I can’t imagine what life will be like when she only comes home for holidays and such.
Calen is my teddy bear. I hope and pray that he wants to cuddle with us until…I guess, until it just gets weird. His little smile and laugh make me want to squeeze the stuffing out him. He is such a lovable child. But he is also the most stubborn child (I have no idea where he gets that). He is refusing to talk. That’s right! Refusing! He’ll say “ball”, “block” and “book”. Hand him an empty cup and a bubble wand, and he will dip that wand in that cup and walk around saying “bubble” for hours. If he wants to slide, he’ll point and say “slide”. Pick up something and hand to him, he’ll even say “thanks”. But ask him say “dada”, “mama”, “milk”, “eat”, “more”, “up”, ANYTHING, and you get a head turn and a “mm…mm”, as in “no way, Jose”. Knowing what we know, that he can actually talk, we have tried to force the issue. He will be standing there, crying his eyes out, reaching for the cup of milk and all he has to do is say anything that remotely sounds like “milk”!…heck, even give me the sign that is merely a hand squeeze!…and the child will walk away empty-handed. Seriously? Yep. He would rather do without than ask for it. Now before you judge (you know you were), we don’t let him starve. We just pick our battles.
Now, where to start with Mallory? She is at “that” age. That age where you cannot believe what just came out of her mouth.
“You stepped on my foot, Mallory.” “I’m sorry, Mommy. I didn’t realize your foot was there.”
“What’s going on, Mallory?” “Well, apparently….”
“Daddy, I know it all cause I’m a smart cookie.”
But tonight, she took the cake. We were having a particularly bad night with her. She was overly tired and Calen just wasn’t doing exactly what she wanted (that never goes over well for some reason). So she was whisked off to her room for throwing a fit. I went in to say good night, and she started asking about our small group that we host in our home.
“Mommy, when are my friends coming over again.” “Tomorrow night.” “Why?” “Because they always come over on Tuesday night.” “Well, I miss you when you go upstairs.” “Well, honey, we adults go upstairs to do a bible study and learn about God while you play with your friends. Isn’t that fun?” At this point, she started getting tears in her eyes and puckered lips like when you’re trying really hard not to cry and says, “But mommy, when you guys go upstairs and leave me downstairs with my friends, I really miss you. I love you guys and I like to be with you.” And she reached out to Johnathan with one hand and put the other one around my neck and hugged me really tightly. Oh my. I couldn’t decide if I wanted to laugh or cry. I looked at Johnathan, and he said, “Yeah, I’m just going to sleep up here tonight.” Wow. I think I’m going to quit my job tomorrow.
The second part was really funny. Somehow she decided to ask us to teach her how to drive a car. I said, “Well, you’re not quite big enough to reach the pedals and see over the dashboard at the same time yet. When you are, we’ll teach you to drive.” “Mommy, how are you guys going to teach me to drive?” “With a lot of patience.” She put her hands over her mouth and started laughing, “Don’t tell me that!” Which really meant “don’t say that!”
There are tons of cute things that just aren’t coming to mind right now, but I’m sure when I wake up tomorrow, I’ll have some great stuff to talk about…like a good conversation with Mallory and/or Calen while they were home from college…and some cute things that my grandkids from Kylie are saying.