Life Never Slows Down

Funny how life never slows down… I’m always waiting for that chance to catch my breath… and in as many years as I can remember, it hasn’t come.

Kylie’s home for the summer. She’s working at American Eagle and doing some side design work on the internet. It’s good to have her home.

Mallory’s Birthday is Sunday. We’re having a party on Sunday at the house with a bounce castle. She’s getting a remote control dog (but keep that between you and me ok?) I actually got a present for her birthday as well… a new camera is on it’s way… should be delivered on Friday so I can take some snazzy new pictures and maybe even upload them.

Calen has been under the weather a little and finally had enough tonight and barfed his guts out… He seemed to feel better afterwards, but Angie is going to take him to the doctor tomorrow to see whats up.

Angie just got back from Boston on a business trip. The kids and I picked her up from the airport after work. Faye came in to visit and to be here for Mallory’s birthday, so I wasn’t on my own with the kids. My wife loves me… or my mother in law does… or both.

I think that’s it for now… not creative or funny… but at least I posted!

The 3 S’s: Sickness, Staples and Sad

So I’m not up for going into a lot of detail, but I want to remember this stuff down the road.

Angie had a trip for work scheduled to Vegas (for a conference). We talked about me tagging along, but decided against it. Instead, I would play Mr. Mom… The week before, Calen got sick on Thursday and stayed home (with me) on Friday. His fever was gone Sunday morning, so I took him to Daycare on Monday. They sent out a note saying that a lot of kids were sick and please don’t bring them in if they are. I thought I’d do them a favor and tell them that it had come and gone with Calen and share some symptoms.

So about 15 minutes later I get a call saying “Well, Calen is actually still sick”… hmmm, ok, well I’ll come get him (and while I’m there I might as well get Mallory too. So I pick them both up and bring them home. Fifteen minutes later, I hear Mallory say, “DADDY! WE HAVE A MESS HERE!” So I wander into the kitchen to find that she’s had an accident (of the stinky variety) and that it’s escaped onto the floor… Well, gross, but I can do this. And so begins the next 3 days of Mallory being sick out one end, Calen spitting up out the other. The only saving grace was that they took turns and that Mallory made it to the bathroom 4 out of 7 times that first day.

Angie got home from her trip on Wednesday night (just as the kids were feeling better) and they went back to Daycare on Thursday. Friday Daycare was closed, so she stayed home with them.

Then on Saturday Mallory got a fever that lasted a couple days, and on Sunday Calen got the same fever, but his didn’t go way. In fact, it got up to 105 and we went to the doctor. There they decided to prick his finger and take some blood (I offered my finger instead, but they said it didn’t work that way). His blood count came back high, so they wanted to do a catheter and get some “clean urine”. (I did not offer myself for this procedure). After what was a traumatic event for both he and I, the results came back clean. They did decide to put him on an antibiotic just in case though given the high white count. A few days later he was good again and went back to school.

Fast forward to yesterday, when Daycare calls and says “Calen swallowed a staple”… Now I’m not going to go into the “how does a 11 month old get hold of a staple in a daycare class rant” but not knowing what else to do we called the Dr. again, and Angie took him over for an x-ray. Sure enough, an open staple in his stomach. The doctors sent him home with orders to check his poop for the staple for the next few days and if we saw blood to take him to the Vanderbilt ER. (That’s not comforting). I checked this morning (what a fun process) and indeed there was a staple. I was glad to see it out of him with not apparent damage, but I would be lying if I said I didn’t hope secretly that the daycare had to search his poop today.

Which brings me to the trip to Daycare this morning where Mallory offered me half of a slimy fruit snack. I politely declined but praised her for her willingness to share. She said “I thought you wanted a fruit snack Daddy”. I said “Well, I wanted a whole fruit snack, but I don’t really want half of one”… She said “Are you sad Daddy?” “No, why honey?” . . . she said “Because you are talking slow”. I never would have phrased it that way but it makes perfect sense that she would characterize slower speech as sad. Just caught me a little funny.

Speaking of catching me… a few nights ago she prayed that Kylie would have the “opportunity to come home and see us”… Something magical about praying with your kids I think. Kylie is home and we are glad for it. Calen’s birthday celebration is tomorrow even though his birthday isn’t until the 11th. I’m glad Kylie go to be there for that and I”m hoping to have her car fixed in time for her to drive it back to school. She seems to really be enjoying Interior Design. I hope that she continues to enjoy it or if not that she finds something she can really enjoy doing.

Ok… enough for now. I intended to be short.

Maybe we should homeschool?

The Helena Public School system is considering a comprehensive plan for students in kindergarten through 12th grade. It includes teaching first graders that people can be attracted to the same gender. In second grade students are instructed to avoid gay slurs and by the time students turn 10 years old they are taught about various types of intercourse.

According to the draft proposal obtained by FOX News Radio, fifth graders should “understand that sexual intercourse includes but is not limited to vaginal, oral, or anal penetration.”

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/07/09/montana-school-proposes-controversial-sex-education-program/?test=latestnews

Publishing Company Under Fire for Putting Warning Label on Constitution

Are you kidding me?

A small publishing company is under fire after putting warning labels on copies of the U.S. Constitution, Declaration of Independence and other historical documents.

Wilder Publications warns readers of its reprints of the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, Common Sense, the Articles of Confederation, and the Federalist Papers, among others, that “This book is a product of its time and does not reflect the same values as it would if it were written today.”

The disclaimer goes on to tell parents that they “might wish to discuss with their children how views on race, gender, sexuality, ethnicity, and interpersonal relations have changed since this book was written before allowing them to read this classic work.”

Link to Article on FoxNews.com

It hurts so good…

So Angie and I finally decided we were going to do something active and agreed that we could be each others best cheerleader. As much as I don’t like TV infomercials, I’m sure you’ve all seen the ads for P90X… I talked to some coworkers who ordered it and were working hard, but enjoying it. It seemed like a good option for us since we could do it at home with minimal equipment. Part of our constraint is that with the kids, we can’t get out together on a consistent basis to the gym or run… one of us has to keep any eye on the kids. That’s a huge benefit of P90X or any home workout I guess… we can do it together after the kids go to bed.

So we ordered it and started this past Tuesday. We are doing the “Lean” workout, which is a little less weight intensive… more cardio. The plan has us working out for about an hour each day, six days per week. Each of the sessions is different which is nice… no boredom. Yoga is the longest at 1.5 hours… so far it’s my least favorite!

Happy to report that we are now 6 days in… we’ve done all of the first week workouts, and tonight is either resting, or stretching. Angie may have pulled a muscle last night during the “Ab Ripper X workout. Hopefully it will feel better soon and the rest day will help.

We are trying to combine this with eating better, so the hope is that in 90 days we are “ripped”! We’ll see. We took some before pictures, which I’m sure we will only share IF we end up “ripped”… otherwise, they may find their way to some password protected directory. :)

Teaching Math in the USA – The Past 60 Years

From an email I received…I laughed out loud, so I felt I had to share… Thanks John!

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Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters , but she hailed the manager for help.

While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math since the 1950s:

1. Teaching Math In 1950s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?

4. Teaching Math In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it’s ok. )

6. Teaching Math In 2009

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?